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Friday, September 19, 2003
From: Beliefnet Religious Jokes
To: simshalom@ATT.NET
Subject: Jonah's Fate
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:17:30 -0400

Jonah's Fate

After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.

Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"

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