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Friday, September 19, 2003
From: Beliefnet Religious Jokes
Subject: Jonah's Fate
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 03:17:30 -0400
After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"
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