JOKE: "World War III and Russia"
From the Internet:

At the Russian War College, the guest lecturer,
a general, is telling the class of officers that the
session will focus on potential problems and the
resulting strategies.

One of the officers in the class asks, "Will we have
to fight in a World War Three?"

"Yes, comrades, it looks like you will," answers the
general.

"And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?"
another officer asks.

"The likelihood is that it will be China."

The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer
asks, "But Comrade General, we are 150 million
people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can
we possibly win?"

"Well," replies the general, "Think about it. In modern
war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the
key. For example, in the Middle East, 4 million
Jews fight against 150 million Arabs, and the Jews
have been the winners every time."

"But sir," ask the panicky officers, "Do we have
enough Jews?"

- posted by Izak @ 1:02 PM